There's no famine in Keri Russell's crotchal regions! I mean, granola boy was going to town! More like The Americunnilinguists AMIRITE

(John) Hey! Hey!

IF THIS WAS DIRECTED AT LENA DUNHAM WE WOULD ALL BE BANNED FROM DIQSUS YOU HPYOCRITES

¡Agua y aceite vegetal NO ES QUESO, cabrón!

EXCEPT FOR THE DRIVING PART

FLAGGED FOR FAILING TO MENTION MAGGIE Q

"He grabbed her pussy like his life depended on it."
-Those Who Grab Ass by Bill O'Reilly (forthcoming)

No.

That is multiple lines.

RISING FROM ARIZONA!

DON'T LOOK UP "JOHN OATES GUITAR STRAP" IN URBAN DICTIONARY. TRUST ME.

"I'll take Catch the Semen for $800, Trebek."

Frank Stallone?

Dump is one of the strangest things I have taken this morning—and one of the best

78 rpm or GTFO - - Papa John Creach

LIKE A PHOENIX! RISING FROM ARIZONA!

LULZBUTTS WTF IS AN MAGGIE ROGERSEP

Yes. Necessarily.

Ha ha. You come to AV for music reviews.

These reviews suck.