Pallbearer has charm? Who writes this tripe?

Do they give you your money back after the movie?

HE'S A LUMBERJACK, AND HE'S OKAY.

Null, the Empty Set

So is the Real Estate joint. Those reviews are wack.

I LOVE YOU TAY TAY!

Ha ha. You eat at Cracker Barrel®️

SIDE OF FAVA BEANS OR GTFO

He was The Real McCoy

WHUT

Sizzler's what?

I, too, pass judgment on things that I have never read.

Elif Batuman is a freeking treasure

Depeche Mode?

MICROAGGRESSION

SOMETHING SOMETHING AMANDA BYNES

Saw that lineup in Austin two weeks ago and
MY TYMPANIC MEMBRANES ARE STILL BLEEDING

I am black on the inside

Mrs. Receptacle and I always knew that our investment in your IT&T technical school education would pay off! Also: SHUT UP PEDANT

People who Jerry Seinfeld banged?