I'll take Jap Anus Relations for $200…

AV CLUB

TUSK!

Hello, sailor!

When I kneed you, I hold out my hands and I touch you.

“…out of her eyes, …out of her wherever.”

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you're buying batteries?

CURRY IS INDIAN NOT JAPANESE

ALTERNATE FACT

Melania's a man, baby!

HA HA. YOU WATCH SNL

Again?

CVLT

LISTEN
All them Witches, Sleeping Through the Water (produced by Dave Cobb)
Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever, The French Press
OR GTFO

I'm already in my junk.

IS THAT DIRTY JOBS STAR MIKE ROWE

I WOULD TOTALLY BANG FINDING NEMO

Feels like an Arby's night™

PEDANT

MITSKI SHREDS AND I AM IN FAVOR OF HER WORK