A gymnast, Jerry. Think of the flexibility. Mmm, that sex'll melt your face.

Nothing says suspense and drama like a twenty minute scene of digging and welding.

I CANT STOP NOT PLAYING WITH MY PUBERTY STICK

I love how Mannheim refers to Varg: "Kristian, or Varg, or whatever…"

POSEUR.

I THOUGHT WE WER TALKING ABOUT BATES MOTEL

KHLOE KARDASHIAN?

I am preparing a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray

TECHNERD

WHO ARE YOU SIMON COWELL

Ha ha. You have trouble with albums that clock in at 70+ minutes.

BEES KNEES OR GTFO

I HAVE HEARD THE FUTURE: NOT GOOD.

THIS IS THE MOST INCORRECT POST IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNETS
#nohyperbole

Wilderness by Coldharbourstones and Little Fictions by Elbow
BOTH DISAGREE

Bon Iver did not use Auto Tune on 22 A Million . He used the Messina, a synthesizer that his engineer invented.

Footlong Penis: Worst. Sub sandwich. Ever.
Or best?

He's not really dead if his shadow is… Uh, w-what was it, dear?

"These things have ruined me for Braille."

ROSSES!