“Kinja, not Disqus, will save the AvClub.”

Yeah, brah, everyone knows he’s the Kush King.

The New Adventures of Superman’s Quest for Peace

The Dark Knight FTW!

“In this novel, a heroic, righteous officer of the law spends decades chasing an evil, criminal fugitive who used a fake identity to hide in plain sight and even stole a loaf of bread when he was hungry. That criminal was a thief and deserved to be punished.”

- An excerpt from Tom Llamas grade 7 book report on Victor…

100% agree with O’Neal’s analysis. I haven’t read the books, and while the show has made them more of an intriguing prospect, I never will if the series isn’t completed. As such, I don’t have GRRM’s many words to taint my view of the show. And, I’ve actually enjoyed the past two or three seasons more than the first…

Here’s the real question, though: who ripped of whom: Hammerhead or the Juggernaut?

Hurricane Harvey may also have hurt ticket sales

We need to get freeloading animals off of welfare and back into the nation’s circuses, zoos and racetracks.

A new trash bag, or a gently-used, only mildly leaking trash bag? We can cut a deal, here.

They needed to show a montage recap of Baelish scenes while Sansa narrated and cool jazz played in the background. Every now and then, you would see that Lord Royce was lurking in a corner. Him and Arya would make eye contact and slide their finger down their nose to one another.

They gave away the game when they showed Bran at the table. Hard to bluff when they can see your cards. From every hand you ever played.

Hold it—we need to sit down and come to a group understanding of exactly how hard Kinja sucks before things go any further.

Pssst. Hey, Shkreli. Know what would really piss people off? Buy the AVClub and get rid of Kinja. Journalists hate that one weird trick.

If they put some lights on it, it’ll still sell to stoners

I haven’t sucked enough dicks, apparently.

The press release also refers to the Duplass brothers “gifted storytellers who have brilliantly reinvented the anthology series for the modern era.”

He should. He’s responsible for KINJA.

The showrunners sure aren’t.