"Nightclubs are surrogate vaginias".

That third video brought back so many memories from jumps. Ending up in the trees like these guys is not a good prospect but we used to say that a bad jump is better than a good day at an office.

To add some Jalopnik facts to the ignorant political comments:

Those black fender covers make it look like the fender gap is huge.

So no more Miata under trailer pics? I'm fine with that (and I own 2 Miatas).

Can't recommend this enough... As Jalops we ought to have at least one car with pop up headlights in our garage.

Crazy.

Andreas Gülden, Chief Instructor at the Nurburgring Driving Academy:

I never liked the Lancia Thesis but as I got older (and grumpier?), cars that I considered ugly started to appeal more to me as unique and distinctive (or "charmingly ugly" if you prefer).

58. AM General Hummvee

That's what Steve Jobs did, I think, and drove around without plates, replacing his car every 6 months?

Hmm, now that I think of it, I disrespected the wonderful 2CV purely because of its meek noisy engine... Let's say Hindustan Ambassador.

By a Parkinsons sufferer with rusty pliers.

The Volvo driver probably had a heart attack, that was insane.

It looks good and it is a competitive proposition from Chrysler-finally; I'd like to see a version with the front chrome replaced with black... But I think for the money I'd go with the Mazda 6.

Typical Turkish tactic during times of domestic turbulence: try to project a strong military image by threatening everyone and dubbing them "enemies". It also creates a pretext for a potential attack on Syria.

Always the right answer:

Peugeot 205 Rallye

Now Mazda needs to introduce the new Miata with the phrase: