No jury in the tristate area would convict him.

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

Motherfucker is when I’m comin on strong but haven’t gone full steam yet. I’m with you, but when I start rantin’ and ravin’ the ‘muhfucka’ comes out like a sucker punch in a Worldstar video.

I know this seems original, but taking guys out to give everyone else something to think about is a move the mafia has been using for decades if not longer.

Good Lord, I got suspended 10 games for “eating cookies before dinner.”

Any woman familiar with a real Buffalo Bill knows the private location is at the bottom of the hole.

My ovaries are thundering with desire.

To be fair, baseball is really, really important.

Hey, I was going to make the “Come on Eileen” joke.

I’m no soccer expert but I think Villa is conceding too Mane.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

I'm in the minority on this, it seems, but I'm siding with the organization. Fuck cheaters.

Yes, he was offside.

The refs swallowed their whistles for both teams the whole game; the Rangers should not have expected them to start calling stuff in the last minute of regulation.

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

And with the 24th pick of the 1983 NFL Draft, the NY Jets select Dan Marino.

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Yes!!! I love being fingered/fingering.

No tip! Didn’t you read? Only fingers.

“Violence is not the answer! Violence has never been the answer! The answer is, ‘I don’t know, I was at home that night,’ or maybe, just maybe, ‘I plead the Fifth, Your Honor.’”