tldr

WU SHOCK!!

Oh my god, you kids.

Yes, it burns like the dickens.

Well, it depend on quantity...taking a 3 calorie carrot and adding 20 calories if hummous makes the calories add up pretty quick.

The immediate issue with this statement is that the same people getting pay day loans, for the most part would never qualify for a personal loan. These are people with incredibly bad credit. Who's poor choices have led them down this path. (Some, not all)

Haha, yeah I have a friend who always takes a trip with his tax refund. I think he secretly keeps his with-holdings high and uses it as his travel fund.

In an otherwise miserable season for the NJ Devils, Jordin Tootoo has been a pleasant surprise. He's a blend of toughness and skill that has been lacking since David Clarkson left Newark for Toronto in 2013.

One of the problems with baseball today is that pitchers don't go the distance anymore. Based on his response, Bauer had plenty of gas left in the tank, but he couldn't post that 9th Tweet.

"Mom, I got suspended again."

Thanks for asking, I appreciate it.

Is this the same professional sports journalism that gets mad because they feel Marshawn Lynch doesn't show them the proper amount of respect?

Asking for a friend.

Look at how straight I am.

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

I think he just ethered the English language

Backup singers

That's all well and good but what is San Jose's excuse?

Not humerus.

How much would Deadspin pay for a video where Dez Bryant tells a police officer to "Shut the fuck up."? Asking for a friend of a friend.