Colts’ QB Matt Hassebleck was in emergency room until 2 am TUESDAY, dealing with virus he’s still feeling. From hospital to start.

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

They should hang a “Get Well Soon” banner in the stadium

Jesus and Cutler:

This is not the face of a man pretending he didn’t fart. It is a face that is daring you to bring it up, and threatening to kill you if you do.

The Jets and their entire staff are heading to London They are just preparing for some large Bowles movements.

My coworker who is a Giants fan put it thusly: “The worst part wasn’t the loss. The worst part was knowing from the first play of the game that this is probably how it was going to end.”

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

“It’s a good problem to have, to have 3 quarterbacks competing.”

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

Here are some other cool things going on in Kemerovo these days

Fanciest “Skyline” I have ever seen.

Looks chili in there

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

Love how Deadspin is giving this story the CNN treatment this afternoon. I expect Magary to be walking us through a holographic reenactment within the hour.