Apparently it’s “jettisoned”, so I’m imagining some sort of explosive decoupler.

Colts’ QB Matt Hassebleck was in emergency room until 2 am TUESDAY, dealing with virus he’s still feeling. From hospital to start.

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

They should hang a “Get Well Soon” banner in the stadium

Jesus and Cutler:

This is not the face of a man pretending he didn’t fart. It is a face that is daring you to bring it up, and threatening to kill you if you do.

The Jets and their entire staff are heading to London They are just preparing for some large Bowles movements.

My coworker who is a Giants fan put it thusly: “The worst part wasn’t the loss. The worst part was knowing from the first play of the game that this is probably how it was going to end.”

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

“It’s a good problem to have, to have 3 quarterbacks competing.”

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

I dunno, that rocket engine really ties the room together.

Something, something Donnie Darko.

Had to go to the BBC article to see that the guy on the far left of the group photo is a member of the support staff. It’s the other six that are the experiment team.

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

Here are some other cool things going on in Kemerovo these days

Fanciest “Skyline” I have ever seen.