not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

So you two, in the grand scheme of adulterers, you two ALONE have discovered the secret “system” to keep from getting caught? Getting away with it for 7 years is no guarantee that she won’t find out, and you’re how old? Buddy you have a lot of years ahead of you.  The thing is, the damage has already been done but…

That’s great and all, but how many days are in a week?

Why Your Team Suck 1995: Buffalo Bills

Also hilarious to read THIS while the Cubs are still 24 games over .500 and atop the National League.

[doorbell rings]

This is a great non-apology. But really, only pussies feel like their house is violated when strangers have threesomes on their couch, jizz all over said couch, and abuse their pets that they were hired to watch.

On a positive note, Jimbo can now check off “seeing the Eiffel Tower” on his bucket list. 

“I’d like to apologize to him for making him feel like I violated his house”

In my defense, I would like to point out that the leash did end up getting used.

If he just wanted groupie sex he could have made that a lot clearer. When he picked up on her not being into it he should have got her a taxi and sent her home. His behavior might not be as bad as some, but that’s not the issue. The issue he is doing something wrong that a lot of guys do to coerce sex out of women. He…

He isn’t on the same par as CK, but this seems pretty fucking clear to me:

*sigh*

I just have one, well-thought-out, highly-informed, fact and statistic-based comment to add to this discussion...

I was a travel ball kid for...oh...12 years...

You’re a remarkable idiot

Isn’t this like the 3rd time they’ve “Cracked down on their iffy clubhouse culture” in the last 5 years?

Yeah that’s just not close to being true. The Brewers have had tons of injuries, but a lot of it has been to mediocre players. The Cubs have had lots of missed time by very good players. Darvish has been out most of the year, Bryant is going on the DL for the second time (and has been screwed up when he’s played),…

I almost want to punch this guy. I read this the way shitbirds fans must read Magary’s articles

“... especially in the relatively weak National League”