Law students who spend their summers working as research assistants for professors do so because they need to pad their resumes but they couldn’t land real summer jobs with firms or government agencies. I wonder if she didn’t really have a good first year, or if people won’t hire her because of her father.

If I had submitted a story in one of my creative writing portfolios with a scene like Kelly turning the lights off after Trump’s remarks, my advisor would have flagged it as too ham-handed and unrealistic told me to try a bit more subtlety.

She escaped when the lights went out. Darkness gives her power.

That makes them traitors and they need to be buried with that shameful label. We can not take our feet off their necks on this.

Today has also already brought Republicans attempting to spin the facts of Friday’s indictment, trying to Whatabout the facts into a shape that supports Trump’s “double-negative” claim.

Oh good, here we go! We’re barely two days removed from POTUS publicly siding with a hostile foreign power over his own intelligence community, and the news cycle is already slowly moving on to the outrage over his walk back, then the outrage over his talking heads’ outrage over the outrage over his walkback. Today…

Ahh, the Cryptkeeper was let out to deal with the John Kelly light-outage story. She managed to spread more fictitious stories in true Cryptkeeper fashion as well. Too bad no one died though. That would make up for her appearance on television.

She’s the Rick James of the WH.

It just cannot be said enough that these people are just so fucking stupid. The whole administration is a complete act of idiocy from the little things (e.g. accidentally turning off the lights) to the bigly important things (e.g. throwing the USA under the bus while gargling Putin’s balls). If Obama had committed…

Does she listen to vintage Axis Sally and Tokyo Rose recordings when she is resting in her coffin?

I think, and I could be guessing here, that people are losing their goddamn minds right now because the President of the United States is unable and/or unwilling to stand up for the country he was elected to defend. That’s (very) fairly speaking, a big ass motherfucking deal. Being over it all is a feeling I can…

It kills me because most of these guys were fawning over Ronnie Reagan 30 years ago. And Ron's first, and maybe only, priority was to defeat the Soviet Union.

NOBODY GETS ME DRUNK

they should be relocated to larger and more effective care centers that can/must be opened in cheaper parts of the state. It is the only way.

FUCKING YES. Burn that motherfucker to the ground. I’m trying really hard not to make a Merlan/Merlin joke, but this upswell of articles about Goldberg is truly magical.

Or, put another way: we want our cheap shit and we want our quality of life, and we’ll sacrifice the latter at the altar of the former.

Well, lucky for you and David Democratic Socialists aren’t full-blown socialists (and most actual socialists would likely argue that the DSA aren’t socialists at all).

How about let’s be Humanists, as opposed to corporatists we have writing and executing laws these days.

PSE&G issued a statement on Sunday and said the power to the Daniels home was disconnected “due to lack of payment over several months.”