Yes. Someone once postulated that there must be something in Melania’s pre-nup about her losing custody of Barron if she divorced trump, and that’s why she stays with him. But I honesty can’t imagine trump wanting custody of Barron - unless maybe he’d just give him to Ivanka. I’ve never seen trump and Barron interact…

Yes, exactly! It would be fine if she just said something like, “The scarring isn’t as bad as I expected, thank goodness!” Instead it’s this nonstop PR tour about her supposed disfigurement.

If this were actually the reason, he’d know not to reach for her by now.

The only (slight) reason I feel even a insy-weensy bit bad for Melania is that she signed up to by a trophy wife to a sleazy New York business man. She did not sign up for politics.

She’s ironically the FIRST paid FLOTUS in American history (although you could argue that since the prenup was obviously signed before this unending nightmare, she should have renegotiated.)

this was all I could think of . . .

then she may gain a smidgeon of pity from me.

I think it’s more that she’s made such a big drama over how different she would look and as far as I’ve seen has never acknowledged that, in the end, it didn’t actually end up impacting her looks noticeably?

What a jerk, making his kid walk in the rain behind him. A classic example of his world view.

Star for capturing my confusion so eloquently

I’m confused — did you bang him on a park bench, or refuse to touch him at his grandfather’s funeral?

If I could do so wearing a long black cloak and in slow motion, sure.

She does not like public displays of affection because she is “old-world and European”

Would you want to walk down the hall?

Bought and paid for. And she stayed with him, knowing what he was.

Definitely milked it for all it’s worth. I mean Tina Fey has been doing just fine with the scar on her face and she got her scar because some maniac slashed her face when she was 5 yrs old while she was just playing in her front yard! I don’t hate the player though. If she can get more from playing the sympathy card…

Who says something like appendage?

Is it just me who’s sick of her milking this thing when there are people with, like, actual disfiguring scars, missing limbs and who knows what else from disease, military service, accidents, etc. etc. who didn’t “woe is me” the fuck out of it? Enough already. I’m not a huge John McCain fan, but you, Carrie Underwood,…

Letting your 9 year old curse on YouTube and hang out with convicted felons is neglectful, yeah. Parents have been investigated for less.

He looks familiar