Ellie, are u okay?

You want gritty? Let’s really leverage the explorer element. Dora should be a DACA recipient who gets denied re-entry upon her return to the U.S. The Grump Old Troll is an ICE agent, and we can use the digitally recreated voice of John Kelly as the voice of Swiper. At the end of the movie, Dora gets her green card and…

I love watching the press pretend that this is a revelation. “EARTHQUAKE: Note That Was Transparently Trump’s Words Revealed To Be Words Of Trump”

So... this doesn’t shock anyone, right? Also, I didn’t know Geraldo Rivera had a twin.

Healthiest president ever, folks.

Man, look at how she bugs her eyes out and cocks her head, like, “ohshit, YABURNT, guess we really owned you now, huh????”.

Welcome to America, you must be new here. Nearly our entire history has been driven by old white men with huge amounts of wealth and political power.

...how is that video real?!

I tried to watch that but 30 seconds in I was feeling nausea and literally felt my head spinning. Fuck this piece of garbage. He should be lucky he’s not rotting in jail not still bitching about losing the race, he should be counting his lucky stars instead he’s being a petty ass perv who truly believes he deserved to…

How did we become surrounded by these ancient evil dinosaurs that never, ever, ever die and somehow manage to littlefinger their way into huge amounts of wealth and political power? Roy Moorlestor didn’t make it up there, but too many of them fucking do. What’s going on? Are Horcruxes real?

“Those statements caused harm to the reputation and character of Judge Moore and also to his wife Kayla, lowered their standing in the community and discouraged members of the community from associating with them,” the suit said.

It’d be interesting if deep throat is responsible for bringing down two presidencies

Lawyer Bae keeps winning, I just can’t help but love this man

My favorite thing is that his comments “calling the man “nonexistent”” so clearly point to his guilt. I mean, unless you know you were the only one who would have her threatened in a parking garage how would you know whether it was true or not

This is great because it may set him off to send more tweets or have another rant on live tv and incriminate himself further.

This has me crying at work, because... same.

Yup. If I stayed with him and said “I love you,” then maybe I could just get over the fact that I was shaking and weeping the first time we had sex.

It’s really common for victims of sexual violence to continue sleeping with their offender as a way to normalize the experience in their minds and give themselves the perceived power or rationale that that they had agency in what happened to them. Like Amy, I was assaulted in my sleep but with someone I didn’t even…

I had consensual sex with the guy who raped me. I didn’t want to admit to myself that the dude I thought was a great guy was a rapist. And I bought his weak excuse, because I wanted to believe he was a great guy. Women don’t want bad guys, we want good guys. We want good guys so much, we’ll try to convince ourselves…