Law abiding gun owners not abiding the law?

trolling hard on a Friday night. rock and roll chief. mom will have the pizza rolls down to the basement in about fifteen minutes. be patient.

... you realize it’s stuff like this that lost us the election, right?

“wears the pants” Muscle him out.”

This is the car equivalent of running down a hill, tripping, and sliding on your face.

I support people who in turn are working to cure cancer, and other diseases. So yeah, I don’t have a dumb job where I intentionally deceive people all day long.

Mike told me he got your message and is reconsidering his entire life.

Okay, then what is your argument that he wasn’t a great hitter? Because he played for the yankees in the 90's? Because he was a “marketable Star’? Or some other unquantifiable reason that can’t be backed up?

Yeah and you are definitely completely objective when it comes to the yankees, glad we squared that away. In fact I do have a job at which I should probably stop procrastinating, so let’s leave it at that. Enjoy the season, you have a lovely stadium out there in queens!

I’m sorry that I thought hitting statistics were an important part of an argument of how good a baseball player was. I MUST BE CRAZY!

Are you sure? Because last I checked your Mets were squandering a stable of young pitching talent — sure feels like 97 to me.

From 1996 from 2012 here are his batting averages.

Little website called baseball-reference dot com!

Boy, I just can’t imagine why she’s your ex.

Boy, I just can’t imagine why she’s your ex.

How does the car run without an engine? Everytime I open the hood on a 911 the engine isn’t there.

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

I was getting a #NAME? error on a quick copy and paste to validate my suspicions. Essentially: If (Not Weekend -and- Not Sleeping) “Fuck this place” Else “Fuck My Life”?

“Anywhere within 50 miles of DC”