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Doug is back on Jalopnik? That’s great, I’m a huge Doug fan, this is pretty cool and for more of my comment you can check out my writing on autotrader.com/oversteer

Thats a great story, but... 8 hours? that NE regional train should take like 2 hours tops. what happened?

...at roundabout $60 for an eighth of marihuana

underrated. +1

Alright, I’ll ask. How does this do on the nether regions. I don’t like to be clean shaven down there because it looks weird since I’m a hairy guy. But my woman appreciates when I don’t have a bush. So this thing can leave at least a little bit of hair just by using a certain setting?

Alright, I’ll ask. How does this do on the nether regions. I don’t like to be clean shaven down there because it

From someone with a NJ license plate who has lived in maryland for 4 years AND commuted to NoVa for 1:

Probably yelling “KUUUUCH” or some variant of his last name. Sounds like when they used to yell MOOOOSE at Mike Mussina

To be honest, Hellcats are pretty similar to their slightly less beefed-up counterparts. I don’t expect Jeep to go balls to the wall with this either.

I agree. Toyota’s recent styling changes have pushed me away from considering one of their vehicles as my first car out of college. The thing is, people still seem to love to buy them. The RAV4 is my favorite example. The past generation (XA30) was one of the best looking sporty small SUVs imho (this is coming from a

....automatic Caitlyn

“These people have awful names.”

As an avid Jalopnik reader, I just have to say, we’re in Donald Trump’s America, snowflake, so I dont understand why you have to come to The Root with your completely valid, and depressingly correct assumption that Jalopnik commentors are the worst.

i don’t know what field this is, probably at hopkins, but on what planet does this look anything like byrd stadium?

no one gives a shit where you get your news. anyways, you’re on foxtrot alpha you fucking dense chode

Damonte was humble about it too, he knew he was posterized. Good thing was he had his hands straight up and didn’t let Indy get to the line, which could’ve changed the result of the game. Dodd had a great defensive game otherwise, but man was OG’s dunk lethal. I was sitting courtside in the student section, and I

Japolitic

I assume you’re talking about his use of “retarded”? The kid is studying to be a petroleum engineer, alongside his MMA fighting

That is incorrect.

Saw the card this weekend, but I wanted to see a replay of some of the main card knockouts, whats with FS1 only showing pictures of the knockouts? Wouldn’t they get more views if they actually showed the footage in their YouTube clips?

I was in denial about my past ghosting. Especially as I get closer to graduating college, I look back on the people I did it to and realize that even though my intentions were not bad (not good either), the way I went about it made them seem like I was truly a piece of shit. I ghosted mostly because I suck at ending