On the other side of the camera.

Pure distilled essence of Jersey right there. Brought a little tear to my Jersey eye.

I challenge you to find anyone that loves anything as much as Kurkjian loves baseball

Maybe Altuve is a 90s hipster and thought Yo La Tengo referred to the band, so he shouted SEBADOH back at Teoscar.

well, if it makes you happy

I thought it’s so that you know when you have to stop dicking around on your train down to DC and start pretending like you’re working in case you see any colleagues. Not that, you know, I know that from experience.

It’s almost like Commerce Content is independent of Editorial and Advertising?

It’s almost like Commerce Content is independent of Editorial and Advertising?

No matter how much you sex it up, it’s still a 1998 Explorer for $11,000.

The point is that it’s horrible mileage for a new truck with a turbo V6. My 15 year old Silverado with the good old 5.3L V8 gets better mileage than that.

Ironically your post makes you sound like something is shoved up your ass.

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

“What’s the best way to deal with paternity?

While we’re at it :

Don’t blame us fine, upstanding citizens of the Old Line State that DC was such a shit hole 25 years ago that Jack Kent Cooke was looking to build a stadium pretty much anywhere but the District. Potomac Yards in Alexandria, Loudoun County, Columbia, Bowie, Hell, Baltimore for a while. He looked at basically 1 site in…

Hey, if a rapper can’t wear a female steampunk cosplay outfit, then I will just give up on life.

The phantasm

Cool, will you tell us more about your life?

Or maybe I don’t give a shit what you think. Cab companies in Atlanta are awful and they deserve to die off. Cab company behavior in other major cities is irrelevant to me.

Go hail a cab in Atlanta. Have fun with your 45 minute wait

Last night I was out drinking at a bar with a couple of friends, and one of them doesn’t own a car. As we were getting up from our table, I saw him whip his phone out and request an uber back to his place.