So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

I hear they are leaning the opposite way and looking at Steve Alchevy.

“I think IU’s first priority should be to get Gregg Popovich as their new coach.” - Magic Johnson, probably.

I’ve found that anyone using the phrase “fake news” recently doesn’t really know much of anything.

I don’t know, I like the term TruCoat better than PermaPlate. Rolls off the tongue a bit easier...

When you miss a Checkpoint in Forza Horizon

There are no words for how utterly stupid this comment is.

If you think grown men who’ve known each other for years fucking with each other is behaving like a five year olds then I’m legitimately sad you either don’t have friends or your life is super rigid and boring.

It’s a shame people keep forcing you to click the articles and read them.

Nah, not pessimistic at all. companies hate to compete because it means they have to take those profits that they’d rather pocket and keep, and reinvest into further R&D. Look at any market that seeks to shut out external competition. Look at what happens to the products as those companies take full advantage of…

Tell me how much damage you think those itty bitty little hybrids are doing to the roads? Very, very little. Medium duty and larger - i.e. Semis - do more damage in one trip that 10 dozen hybrids. Which pays more per mile? Why the big trucks because they use more gas. We already pay road use taxes per mile traveled…

What we imagine it would look like:

Show us on the doll where the hipster hurt you...

Wow. I hate it.

Toyota’s backup test in case the young hip customers never come.

No.

Nah, but yours seems to enjoy it quite a bit.

If this had a manual 4 banger I wouldn’t hesitate for a moment. But the annoying orange with an automatic Caitlyn? And 4.88 gears with 30" tires will net a top speed of about 61mph, though it will probably crawl up the side of a building. There’s no place for this in my garage but for the right Summer toothed redneck…

Chill out, man! Otherwise, we’re going to need to start up haslancestrollcrashedtoday.com.