$10 that tomorrow’s NYP back cover is “CAST AWAY!!!”

I look forward to seeing him get roasted over and over again in a Cowboys uniform for $8mil next season.

Jiminy

The already-famous highlight from this match is at 2:35 when the English players ask the ref what they should do, and he reminds them he’s not their coach.

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Cut off the vehicle to get into the middle lane, then proceeded to cut off the cop to get into the left lane.

Ice Cube had led me to believe a nappy dugout was something else entirely.

Given that the name of the blog is “Compete - by Deadspin and Kotaku” (you know, the *video game* blog), and e-sports are indeed a thing, you can kindly A) shove it, or B) not click on it.

i’m pretty sure no one else played this version of crazy taxi besides you. we all know and love the sega one.

I have an old CRV, they can get a bit better too

They were off for President’s Day. It said in the Morning Shift that most of the staff was off. Don’t knock them for taking off on a Federal holiday.

That sentence could be applied to the entirety of the game, both in that it struggles at times with the uncanny valley and in that it is about a valley filled with robots.

Hi, I’m Deadspin’s editor and the answer is “Absolutely not.” The reasons why should be pretty obvious, but the most basic one is this: Competitive gaming is a sport (there is absolutely nothing in the world that bores me more than stupid arguments over whether something is a sport, so I’ll just say this: it’s…

It’s impressive how it has managed to age so well.

To be honest I’m not really sure what Delta did wrong. I do think in the name of good customer service they should respond, but the guy called the cops not the flight attendants.

It’s worth noting that the Samurai weighs half what a Nitro weighs.

another man arrived to assist Revis.

As an avid Jalopnik reader, I just have to say, we’re in Donald Trump’s America, snowflake, so I dont understand why you have to come to The Root with your completely valid, and depressingly correct assumption that Jalopnik commentors are the worst.

It is not illegal to be disrespectful.