Turning off the entrance music for the whole thing was a risky choice that paid out big time

Man, I bust a chuckle just remembering it

He's so method, what a pro

Try out Monster Factory and Car Boys, I'm escaping pretty regularly into those

I avoid most comments sections pretty studiously. I will take your word for it

Experience is great, but it just isn't a good enough argument on its own (citation: Barack O-something, 2008).

You know how in time travel stories, there's that bit where they keep trying to change a specific moment and it goes tits up in a bunch of circuitous, Rube Goldberg-esque turns, so the protags get to live the horror over and over?

Yeah, call him a cuck!

I like The Atlantic, personally.

I mean, there's been a lot of hard talk about white voters fucking this one up for everybody, and it seems to be true, but that's not where analysis should end.

If it doesn't have Jackie Chan, I'm only gonna see it four times in theaters.

Kanye Westlife

Uh were you not there for the part when memes became a newsworthy form of political discourse?

Donnie I think you're really cool that's all!

I want Toby Jones: Man of Action, but I bet they go with Toby Jones: Super Adult Baby.

No impurity can be allowed to mar their perfect Bay Aryan vision!

Pabst Blue Rimmin'

"MY MOM IS ALSO NAMED MARTHA WE BUDS NOW" is an eternally perfect crystalline instantiation of shitty fanfiction-tier writing

Good god I'm being trolled.

Yeah, total boner-killer.