Well now you're just being ridiculous.

He'd be a tortoise, since he's non-aquatic.

I've wanted, for a long time, a Minecraft-style world you could access once you've beaten the normal game.

I watched this a few times when I was younger, and it started a five-year phase where I couldn't tell the difference between Charlize Theron and Leslie Mann.

You're thinkin' 63, though frankly, there's a lot of crossover appeal involved

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What, you don't think Chinese people can speak English?

I think this is one of those cases where I can just declare that an Unrealistically Attractive Person with a dumb accessory is still Unrealistically Attractive.

In 10,000 BCE, one tribesperson turned to another and said, "Dude, that makes you look fucking ridiculous, you knob."

"We're gonna make our own snowball fight movie, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the movie!"

If they shortchange his screen time, I'll be absolutely Furious…

It all becomes clear once you finish The Dark Tower.

Does anyone else really want to pick Aziz up and carry him around now? That looks like a lot of fun.

That ended up putting me off of it, personally, but I think it was a smart move for the brand.

That's a fair point. Maybe it's more accurate to say that 4e smooths out some of lumps in the broader D&D philosophy.

Eh, gun to my head, I'd be willing to talk to him about it.

I thought it was Dennis, but yeah, it's a great scene.

I really like this video, and OK Go videos in general. Their music isn't exactly to my taste, but they do a great job of finding rad visual hooks.

Speaking as a guy who loves him some Pathfinder, it's definitely more cumbersome and time-consuming than 4e. I will choose PF (and 3.5) over 4e most days of the week, because the former offers more options for customization and detail-oriented gameplay. My friends and I played some 4e right after it came out, and…

It deserves credit for getting people to talk about the game again, and for streamlining a lot of 3.5's lumps.