Sorry, I don't listen to hip hop

Oh please, it's only New Hampshire. Just remember that old Gilbert and Sullivan standard, "It's Only New Hampshire":

Boy, Miles Teller's stock dropped fast around here.

Uhhhhh this is a superhero who put a kid through law school, that's bad-fuckin'-ass.

Conan Quincannon is great, his mission basically sums up Ennis's worldview at a glance:

That's not ironic, it's just coincidental.

Speedsuit!

I think he's the kind of guy who could get exhausting once or twice a month, but he's probably not going to overdose like Farley, which makes it easier to overlook.

The first time I heard about the Bloodhound Gang, I thought it was just an obscure Hanna Barbera cartoon.

It layeth heavy on the heart

I still like it, and I'm still stumped by how people dismiss it. It's a solid movie with some great elements, and a few moments that still wow me today.

Dag, I gotta do all that just to open my artisanal paper store? Oh well, little Brulio, we had a good run.

On the one hand, these are valid incongruities in the alleged narrative.

Don't feel too bad. You know those stories about a dude losing one sense, but then the others get stronger to compensate? To cut a long story short, the remaining half a sac is now sensitive enough to navigate by echolocation.

A bold, unexpected turn for Rose's brand, for sure.

That is a well-observed and important distinction.

You know what, I actually went back and watched the video. I misremembered it, she doesn't exactly brag about it directly to a child. There were a few moments I didn't like, and those got mixed up in my recollection. Sorry about that.

The perfect crime, except for all this evidence.

Thanks for catching that.

I first learned about her when she did a Funny or Die video about the walk of shame, but the funny was supposed to be that the music was upbeat and everyone was super supportive. I didn't think it was too bad until the part where she started bragging about laying pipe to a 12-year-old. That raised my ire a little.