Cowabunga.

Dammit, I am nowhere near my bunk.

"Indian Burial Ground" just rolls so nicely off the tongue. You don't get the same effect with "Polish Burial Ground" or "Armenian Burial Ground."

Yeah?

Mmm-hm.

Okey dokey.

Zero Bork Thirty

Mind tricks do not a-work onna me, I'm a plausibly racist a-stereotype!

I'm no fan of Emperor Palpatine, I'm glad to see the back of the Empire. Never Forget Alderaan and all that.

Pretty well so far?

Can we also point out the ungoverned warrior class that could walk around deliberately and explicitly violating the free will of the lowest classes?

No such thing as bad press.

Haha, a fresh and unspoiled comments section! I claim it in the name of France!

The rest of the show is her dropping the mic and doing a victory robot dance for six episodes.

You can, assuming you're comfortable with those figures being all zeros.

It's a Halloween anthology with Barry Bostwick. In those three categories, you can find lots of stuff that is fun to watch and appreciate, but very rarely do any of them rise above B levels (I love you Mr. Bostwick, but please don't make me lie).

I know I always say this, but the only good answer to any casting call is CCH Pounder.

She was young, and she needed the money!

U wot, m8?

Yeah. The concept and creative team are both interesting enough to reel me in, and if it's average, that just means all the parts roll more or less functionally. The fact that it isn't 'Good' doesn't mean it can't still be an interesting, engaging piece of work.