Adrienne Barbeau! I'll make sure to get an awkward boner, just for old time's sake.

Thanks, Obama!

I've been a zombie fan since middle-school, and I think the concept is just so damn effective when it's done right that the poor attempts fade into the background.

Technically, from their parents' point of view, Gruncle Stanford has just been living the life eccentric for all those years, probably as a result of his grief at the untimely death of his brother, Stanley (that ne'er-do-well). If Gruncle Stanford, holder of many advanced degrees, offered a personalized curriculum…

"I paid to watch a movie about the LORD of the Rings, not some fucking hobbits on a hike! Dropped."

Molotov Coqtiz, The Venture Brothers

Oh my god, you two, just fuck already!

I can't be held responsible for my mistakes, I'm from Ohio

Dammit, I should have said "Birthplace of Aviation"

Ohio says fuck you buddy, how many times did your crummy state produce Neil Armstrong?

Yeah, it's gonna leave a real black spot on their reputation, nyuk nyuk

Honestly, if I were going by the name Butt Naked, I would insist they institute the rank of Rear Brigadier.

I'll have to take your word on that, I suppose. I just don't have a Coldplay bone in my body, so all the pop music I don't like gets shunted into that category.

Fair point. I'll take a gander at my network and see who if anyone knows a guy who knows a guy.

That's the way we've talked about it so far. Of course, keeping those definitions of marriage separated is easier said than done.

Inuyasha is a show that only works if you're either in high school or incredibly nostalgic about the things you liked during high school.

Realistic option, actually (though considering the circumstances, the pre-nup is probably more in her interest than mine).

I just want to get a clearer perspective on my feelings before I go see a professional and pay them to tell me why this idea is super-groovy/a timebomb. Obviously, the amount of difficulty and mess is going to play it's part if we choose to go forward with it.

This is something still very much in the abstract for us, so no lawyers at this point. If we decide to pull the trigger, then yes for sure.

I've looked into the general process, as has she. If I decide to proceed with this as a real option, then yeah, I'll be getting professional input on possible potholes and paperwork traps. This is still a very general idea we're tossing around.