Funny story: the script called for him to say "I do care," but he gave it a little twist.

Their commentary on Colonel Gentleman is a thing of beauty. He's just a guy who doesn't GET what television and pop culture are really about, so he just lives his life making meaningless, useless lists about the things that wander through his mind.

"AH GOTS THE PEEPEE CANCER"

I can't believe I feel obliged to clarify here, but Salem wasn't a cat they named and made magic, he was a magical human warlock already named Salem, imprisoned in cat form (for reasons that vary according to continuity particulars).

We're the borg of languages!

Pfft, it's not imperialism, it's merit! English is clearly the best and most deserving language. That's why everyone is adopting it. Yeah…

Thank god, because I have zero practical facility with other languages.

This is a gay character with stuff going on in his life. He's conflicted, he's complex, he's got attitude! What's not to like?

Maybe my favorite Deep Dream joke so far is just the implication that he's programmed to be enthusiastic about it.

Hey, they can always stick her in a slutty outfit and make her say "Gleesh."

In fairness, that's a pretty great character.

"Would we have donkeys?"

I'm a pretty liberal guy, from a pretty liberal family. I can think of a few Conservatives I respect, at least on particular issues. I don't necessarily agree with everything they do, but then, that's not the question behind respect, is it?

I don't listen to hip-hop, sorry

They were nice enough to program that hour of Family Guy at the same time as the Daily and Nightly Shows, though.

Are you insinuating that nothing inappropriate gets exposed in caves?

Thyan.

I'm liking this for the camaraderie at the end.

I never saw JFK as a teen heartthrob, as he doesn't have the rosy-cheeked, boy-goldilocks style of Rand Paul. Also, JFK couldn't pull off the sexually non-threatening look.

I've said it before: Dean Cain is our greatest living live-action Superman.