Good lord. That move is 50% MC Hammer, 50% Street Fighter, and 100% disturbing...

Mark Ballas’ happy crab haunts my dreams.

I saw an episode where the woman took all her extra stockpile and made care packages for soldiers overseas. Which I think is a wonderful idea, I wish more couponers would take the excess (like, I stockpile toothpaste when it’s on sale but these people had their own damn STORES worth) and make packages for women’s…

Even when a pregnancy goes completely according to plan, it causes permanent and serious physical changes, and it’s not like a person just gets to walk around living normally for those 40 weeks. Pregnancy is serious shit that no one has the right to impose on anybody.

I'm guaranteeing they'll have more kids with a surrogate.

My mom had her tubes burned so that scar tissue would form. “Ties come undone,” she told me.

“Everyone was like, why do you have tampons and I was all WHY NOT I AM STILL VERY YOUNG AND HIP AND MENSTRUATEY AND SEXUALLY VIABLE right, daughter? You think I’ve still got it, cameraman? How about you over there? You? Anyone?”

On a side note, this is exactly why abortion needs to be legal. Women used to die from child birth all the time and people are forgetting that. It’s a major medical event. I hate when people make flippant remarks about “why can’t the woman just stick it out for nine months and let the baby be born?” Because its not…

I wanted pie for breakfast but somehow my sister managed to finish an entire pecan pie. By herself. Between the hours of 8 pm- 10 am. After Thanksgiving eating from 5-7:30.

A 10 year old in my class was bleeding profusely today because he tried to sharpen his finger in his pencil sharpener to “see what would happen”. A 10 year old. With no cognitive problems. So I have zero problems believing that a kid would jam 45 of these stupid things in their hair.

Back in the 90s Cabbage Patch came out with a doll that ate food and it fell into a backpack. Kids would put their hair in the Cabbage Patch kids mouth and their hair would get stuck in the motor. Idiots.

Coach is the worst at this. Their entire brand devalued because of their outlet bags.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

Let’s treat innocent people like inhuman garbage while they’re at their most vulnerable and desperate to survive.

This will never be more depressing than the time potato stood in for muffins and nobody noticed its time in the spotlight:

Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.

Yeast are single celled fungus, other forms of fungus can be multi cellular, so they arent the same thing, despite being in the same kingdom. Elephants and mice are both in ‘Animalia’, but it isnt unreasonable to identify them more specifically than as ‘2 animals’.

Yes. Yes I am. And i, along with my 800,000+ legs, are coming for you and your tasty caramel dipping sauce.

She just *said* it's not pro-feminist. Now get back to condemning the women you beat off to.