Oh, you didn’t hear? Repenting isn’t necessary anymore. Just make sure to tick the box next to Republican and all is well.

Holy shit, he spent $300 playing Pokemon Go? An average third-grade kid would understand how to manipulate the game to the extent that monetary purchases are unnecessary.

From what I’ve gleaned from the article, beautiful inside and out. And of course, the kids lose out. Catholic institutions are nothing if not consistent.

Her cookie-shades are doap. I’ll take those, some thin mints, and some edibles please.

Dismissed.

“It’s good to be the oppressor.”

“Do I make you randy, baby, yeah, do I?”

Damn, those are some serious allegations, and here I was rooting for her on The Amazing Race. Going with the skiers now.

Really well summarized. This story is just so fucking depressing. The bare minimum is not good enough, there needs to be further consequences.

What? Of course we would. That being said, the Clintons need to release their tendrils around the Democratic Party and kindly fuck off.

I’m sick and tired of the constant articles about Hillary Clinton, she isn’t a public person anymore! Why aren’t we talking about the other people in the video? Leave Hillary the hell alone, bros!

Wynning!

She knew what he was up to years in advance and did absolutely nothing. Despicable, cowardly, and disgraceful sounds like an apt inscription for her headstone in the future.

It’s expensive, archaic, impractical, and largely symbolic nonsense.

So...a Democrat would have absolutely no chance in Utah, correct? If so, Romney isn’t as conservative as his to be predecessor and doesn’t subscribe to Cult 45, so perhaps this is the best we can hope for at this moment. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Damn. There was this youth group in our area that all the parents loved to send their little surf rats to for some Jesus in their lives. The group leaders on occasion would take us to the mountains to snowboard, or drive us around town to find hills to bomb on our skateboards. Turned out that the assistant who spent…

And surfers across America let out a collected laugh.

Are you sure Hawaii is part of the United States? A very reliable source seems to think there is some language barrier at play here:

This is my district as well, and I’ve wanted this asshole gone for years and now it’s finally happening. I’m at a loss for words.