The closest mountain is just over 2 hours away, which isn’t terrible. If you really wanted to, you could surf and snowboard on the same day.

Perhaps not the most helpful advice, but if you limit yourself to one drink, and nurse it throughout the night - it becomes a wonderful little treat.

Just putting a lot of time in the water the last couple of days. I’m looking forward to the rain projected, so some snow finally hits our local mountain. We don’t seem to ever get rain around these parts, only fire - so it will certainly be welcomed. You’re lucky on the snow front, as it’s been pretty lackluster…

I wasn’t told!!! I wasn’t told...

Yep, and support for legalization among Republicans continues to trend upwards.

Wait, wait, wait. You’re telling me this guy isn’t a paragon of rectitude and probity? This is going to be difficult to process.

He has proven himself to be quite flexible.

Long-term survival as a species: I say we make breathing a partisan issue.

I, for one, am outraged! I’m glad #CancelVanityFair is a thing, and that there’s brave enough male Clinton sycophants out there to harass a female journalist who appeared in the video. Instead of overlooking this nonsense, because that’s what it was - nonsense, it became even more stupid. Hooray?

And give up that sweet, sweet lobbyist paycheck? Nahhh!

What happened to keeping clam and collected in fishy situations? He didn’t need to act so shellfish.

Dude here, or in this context, Sir, I guess. Anyways, your criticism is noted. My apologies.

At this point I really shouldn’t be surprised, but it still astounds that there’s a hypocritical tweet for everything. Everything.

Still have yet to purchase gifts for my parents and sister. Was thinking of just stopping by BevMo after my morning surf and hitting the Italy section. A couple expensive bottles of red should do the trick, no?

I mean, she did bestow us with this endowment (I’m sorry):

Shocking that this charming fellow resembles an ill conceived, knockoff muppet:

I don’t know what this says about me, but I just started watching Gravity Falls.

I, for one, can unequivocally state that my congressman fucking sucks. I’m from a beach town in North County, San Diego - a location that one could reasonably assume would be a liberal bastion, with a congressperson that represents those values and ideals. Except we have quite possibly the smuggest douchebag of them…