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Holy shit, it’s a meteor scented meltdown of epic proportions!

I’m not really familiar with the royal family rules concerning marriage, but if you must have the Queen’s permission, you gotta ask Beyonce, I guess.

Looks like James won’t be able to touch Maumee for quite some time.

Well, this is making me happy currently as I’m a surf nerd (there are dozens of us, dozens!):

The fuckers have the presidency, the House, the Senate, two-thirds of the governorships and yet they act like they’re the oppressed? Please.

Oh, absolutely. Reminds me of why the Mulford Act was conceived and eventually signed into law by Reagan. Too many white people carrying openly on the streets of California.

I’m not convinced Trump has the attention span to make it through an entire movie. Perhaps he’s just googling “powerful” soundbites to add flourish to his twitter decrees. Or he hands the phone off to Bannon while he’s on the golden throne to make his prose “pop”.

Who wore it better: Jason Miller or Bashar al-Assad?

And she’s still full of shit.

Brian, shouldn’t you be preparing for The 11th Hour?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

“After he dismissed the nation’s chief prosector and vocal critic, Luisa Ortega Diaz, he compared her termination to Trump’s firing of acting Attorney General Sally Yates.”

Cannot unsee! Ruby Sue needs to find a mule.

Totally, the Democrats need to run an executive from Bain fucking Capital in 2020. I thought people would learn by now but we won’t, indeed.

In the words of Ice Cube, “today was a good day.”

I don’t unless my guilty pleasure The Amazing Race is on.

Yep, they’re everywhere on Kauai. The plantations never introduced Mongoose to the island and the bird populations flourished.

My body is chrome! My blood is gasoline!

You’re damn right, she earned herself a second doughnut (without the side-eye) after that rant.