Seriously, what happened to the Ebola riddled terrorists surging across the Mexican border in 2014? Just chilling on the beach in Coronado, waiting for 2018?

Everything about this edict appears to be backfiring spectacularly. While the bigoted move by the bigoted jackass isn’t particularly shocking, the response from certain Republicans has been.

Her favorite Moana song is obvious.

Seriously. I’m from North County San Diego and haven’t seen anyone at the gyms where Articuno has spawned. Tried to take it on today by myself and I got wrecked phenomenally. I’m level 34 and barely made a dent. It’s a shame because I would love to have the opportunity to catch Articuno or one of the other legendaries…

This post is wonderful. If this was on Fusion I would have the power to release its greatness from the greys. Alas, we’re on Jezebel and I am no one.

It’s said that you learn from your partner.

Blood Feud: Dunham vs. Magary!

I guess I’d have to go with the original or patient zero if you like, as Making Afflictions Great Again isn’t quite as catchy or communicable among the populace.

I, too, miss DeadKittens. What the hell happened to them?

Lourd knows.

Strange bedfellows.

Sadly, smuggling stolen goods does not appear in the Ten Commandments, while denying healthcare to female employees is right there in Two Corinthians.

Once in, now out. You can’t explain that.

I’m so humble I didn’t even mention the grammatical error, or fix it. Wasn’t even aware of it until now. That’s how humble I am.

Makes sense, spending a long weekend with the Trump’s would be awkward after those tweets. Best to save face.

Pat would like you to know - if you’re going to fuck that porcupine, please take it slow. Once finished, don’t hesitate to use one of its quills to cut taxes.

That was one of the most grotesque and incomprehensible behaviors of the entire primary. What a bright fucking idea to send Chelsea out there and attack Bernie from the right on health care using right-wing tactics. That’ll surely make you more likable and up your liberal bona fides.

Seems pretty clear, we just need to locate the Fountain of Youth and bathe in its waters to keep our premiums down. A lovely message from the GOP: don’t age or get sick and you’ll be fine, just fine.

Show toe!

Because they weren’t respecting his authority and running is just too difficult. Also, that obligatory proverb in situations like this: if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.