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Everything is terrible is the new normal.

Technically, I’m an adult. I do not understand certain adults.

It anagrams to Canine Daze, which makes sense considering his father is a stoned Labrador.

Yep, Robert is a ray of sunshine.

He didn’t sleep well the night before, okay? And by the way - it was just a joke. Context matters!

A threat, perhaps?

You two need mushroom counseling. From what you’re describing - it seems that you two are compatible, so you just need to get weird and air some shit out.

hmm

Hell, Selasi either turned Sue straight or made her rich with his sweat soaked handkerchief. Loved this season, especially Benjamina, Candace, Andrew, and Selasi.

Let? Barron is currently running this administration’s cybersecurity, as he’s the best at cyber.

This is unfair to Corey, without his bold support of corporate interests and big donors who else would defend their interests? He’s taking a stand, dammit!

Interestingly enough, champagne popsicles is Ivanka’s recommended cure for yeast infections under the ACHA.

Sadly, this is now a conversation that is taking place in the surf world. A few weeks ago it was whether or not an adult should be able to physically assault a disrespectful child in the water (aka: grom abuse). It should be noted that only Laird or Kelly could draw this much attention to this “problem”. Especially so

Not quite sure how one becomes that soulless, but they sure as hell have a welcoming home in the GOP.

So brave! Thank you for your service.

CAUTION

You just don’t get it, Dani is not only going to make it to seventy, but dammit her body isn’t going to change! Actually developing intelligence and character is just too hard, while defying physics is easy!

High-fucking-five, Jinni! I felt as though a mere star wasn’t enough for your badassery:

Death by smoosh-smoosh