Everything about this checks out except ‘strength’, perfect hair and makeup is not realistic after a paddle out, Ariel.

A shining light on a dark, dark night.

I see nothing amiss here, just a cheerleader doing the pop-n-lock.

Fuck yeah, burritos for every meal. Also doughnuts.

Ah, so you’re saying we’ve been bamboozled.

It took me a second as I was a bit baffled by her appearance, but as the absurdity of what was happening finally caught up with me I laughed. I generally don’t watch award shows, so I can’t properly gauge how Chris Rock is doing as a host, but I’m enjoying it so far.

None of the above: a burrito in the right hand and hot sauce/salsa in the left hand like a well-adjusted human.

Don’t worry, he’ll escape:

Here’s a video of Chloe doing her thing in the pipe to win gold:

Flan is the man and the Padres are bottom-feeders. I will say this for my city: its been the best winter for surf since the last time we went to the World Series. Also, fuck Spanos.

Fuck, that picture is brutal.

Fuck the term Berniebro and fuck the term Hilbot.

Lu Lu the “enduring brother” takes issue with your gross mischaracterization of his species

Kiwis helping a pom and a seppo reunite in the land of convicts, fair dinkum?

I’ll be honest, I’ve never had the opportunity to try lutefisk, and as I live in San Diego, the probability that I try Nordic cuisine remains very low. I do applaud your bravery for taking the dare, as I’ve heard it isn’t the easiest dish to enjoy unless you’ve been indoctrinated into the world of lutefisk.

No, I think she’s onto something here. The NAACP is clearly a racist organization that needs to be disbanded or countered with a national association for the advancement of white people. We as a people have been under represented in society for too long and our plight needs national attention.

It’s a shame, I guess “The Little Injun That Could” set during the Trail of Tears just won’t work in this pc climate.

I believe I was referencing this post: http://themuse.jezebel.com/check-out-teen…

This was clearly satire, just like the time she opined on fucking a sixteen-year-old.

He could have pushed harder in his first term, but right now this seems like a prudent measure. Getting anything progressive done in Washington is a Sisyphean task, and it feels as if he is passing the rock to the next President with enough force to hopefully clear the hill without the traditional omnipotent…