Then don’t opt for the mixtape tampon.

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At first I felt terrible for all-the-cats, but after your comment I believe Mr. Poodler deserves to be added to the list. I sincerely hope your husband (unless he is in fact a Poodle) has a great set of friends and an interesting hobby.

Klingon Jesus.

No, not a fan of pageants, but as the clip was posted to the Jez vertical I showed them what happened.

“Fuck Steve Harvey,” was met with resounding agreement in my family, which is rare. Steve Harvey is such a douche it brought my family together, I’ll call it a Christmas miracle.

My home town makes it to Jezebel, whoot whoot!

Fully developed frontal lobes usually help remedy the ‘itis, but that might be asking too much with this case.

There’s no booze at Disneyland and vodka is easy to sneak in, plus I’m quite partial to a vodka mixer. Also if I’m going for the day, the most enjoyable experience is spending the entire time soaking in all that Disneyland has to offer.

Counterpoint: Disneyland is a great place for a date if you’re young and live relatively close by, just be sure to fill a water bottle with vodka and roll a few joints. I haven’t been there in years but I had a blast the last time.

To lose weight by eating a burrito of course.

Do it for Mary Berry (if you haven’t already purchased Netflix), The Great British Baking Show is quite scrummy.

Ah, a mere cat.

Looks like Harris has some competition

That’s coaled, dude just wants to shine bright like a diamond.

That’s still illegal and should be classified as rape since an inmate can never truly consent due the power dynamics.

To put it mildly, his restaurants and disposition don’t appeal to me. I would however dine at certain establishments he features on his show.

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.