It looks surprisingly good despite the terrible decision to replace VAs who have voiced the characters so long with Big Name Actors.

That’s cuz Frank Welker’s still doing Scooby’s voice. They knew not to mess with THAT much, at least.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

In honor of Deadspin, should it not be “struck a dong?”

I feel like you’re right that First Class has been dragged down by time and the sequels, and I also kind of feel like that’s what happened with me and X2. At the time I thought that it was amazingly good, but now I think that it’s very competent at what it does, but that what it does could be more interesting than it…

Well in that case, thank God we have sites like Deadspin and Splinter!

@gogogogretabot

I didn’t even read which would be playing which part because either of them could manage either part..

My choice for Alfred is Clive Owen. There’s no doubt this man will fuck you up if you cross him. Not to mention Serkis will be directing the Venom sequel and probably too busy for this

I can’t wait for this big dumb movie to come out. I hope it has a longer run time then the second Bad Boys. I hope they didn’t hire an editor, or if they did they just let Will, and Martin edit. I also hope they give Joey Pant’s a spin-off where he just tries to find the money in the budget to cover all the damage.

This is pretty cool science. It’s a shame that Jim Spamfilter is such an herb.

Jim Spanfeller is a herb.

Agreed with everything you saying and just wanted to give props for one of my favorite NY Jets players back in the day.

We ALL owe it to the Deadspin staff, the Splinter staff, and Gawker to fight until the very end. Just as they did for us.

I saw a tweet the other day that essentially said we’re progressing towards a future where more and more women that are running for office will absolutely have sent nude photos to people at some point throughout their life. So how we navigate that and make the tide turn away from shaming and into accepting that it’s…

Always.

But can I still drink while my favorite website implodes because a couple of limp-dick assholes would rather fuck it’s dead corpse than stick to what has worked for nearly two decades?

I’m gonna go ahead and guess none of this is actually hypothetical, and I’m going to stand in solidarity with you.

I didn’t start drinking while gaming in any serious way until Demons’ Souls came out. I was twenty-seven at the time.

I’d been drinking since I was twenty-one, and tended to be a heavy drinker when I did…

They did choose the lesser evil — which was letting the Old Ones destroy the Earth.

Is Kathleen Kennedy as dumb and craven as Spanfeller? I think not.