Well that’s probably the ballgame there. Next step: hopefully removal, I guess. 

Considering the GOP/conservative’s favorite thing is accusing Dems/liberals of things that they’ve either A) done themselves or B) would or did end up doing once in power, I can only assume that Michael Cohen will end up dead before this happens.

Because, you see, Hillary had so many people killed, right? So now they…

Trump has added nothing, zero, nada to this country. He has simply taken. He’s taken our government. He’s taken away rights from our citizens. He has taken lives (those children’s deaths at the border are on HIM and HIS policies, don’t @ me.)

Nancy already sees, the only way to deal with Trump is to take things FROM…

Speaking as an insecure person, this is what an insecure person does when they think of a joke, multiple punchlines or ways to present the punchline, can’t decide which one is funniest because they think all options are hilarious and just decide “I’ll ask so everyone knows just how funny I am!” because they…

*White kid harasses native american*

Conservatives: What if it was YOUR kid?

*kids, adults, dying due to lack of healthcare because of an unnecessarily fucked up system*

Conservatives: *shrug*

I cried when he retired (that Boston ceremony truly was remarkable) and I teared up watching this. Couldn’t happen to a better guy.

Also: MOOSE! Thank goodness, dude never got that World Series ring but he deserved this. So happy he made it in. 

Haha, thanks. I honestly didn’t know where it came from, but it was perfect, as Wayne Chrebet was called “The Green Lantern” after a teammate decided to criticize Chrebet, referring to himself as “a star” and Chrebet as “a flashlight.” The fans gave him the new moniker instead. So it worked out perfectly for someone…

Swimmer caught in the act of raping girl - What if he was YOUR kid?

Supreme Court Justice nominee accused, credibly, of raping a woman and defends himself, harming his credibility in the process - What if he was YOUR kid?

Kid harasses indigenous man, while his friends do the same, smiling gleefully and not looking…

White people having only bad thoughts towards black people unless it’s concerning their entertainment value?

Why, I never!

They want their own David Hogg. Just that the two kids stand up for very different things.

Not wanting your classmates to be shot dead: bad.

Wanting to be able to harass whoever you want to harass without being held accountable? Good. 

Can’t say I trademarked it or even created it, as I found it elsewhere, so go ahead!

On the one hand, this. On the other, the fact that Trump knows he HAS to say something on this day and can’t just ignore it, makes me feel the slightest bit better. Because you know if he ignored it, despite the media firestorm, he’d face no actual consequences and that’d be an awful signal to send all the MAGAts. 

Right? I keep hearing Romo for OC positions, and I’m like...well...counterpoint. 

Are Stanton and Bird still there, or are they freelancing now?

So, in other words, the opioid crisis, which the GOP constantly cites and talks about ending, is directly tied to Big Pharma practices and the horrible healthcare situation in this country, a problem that the GOP (and some Dems) refuses to ever fix with universal healthcare.

Cool. Cool cool cool.

The story itself says there’s more than one source. It cites internal emails, text messages, other documents and other verbal sources, AND states Cohen corroborated what they all said after the fact. I'm imagining this may be how they knew he lied in front of Congress. So, no, not just Cohen. Now, the question is…

Its not enough for just Trump to go down. We still need to see how far this rot goes into the GOP. The GOP and the NRA have looked extremely compromised throughout the investigation, and with Maria Butina still in a cell, there's still a lot left for us to know. 

I feel like every time Giuliani speaks, Mueller has to fill out paperwork for an extra month. 

Cue men saying “THIS IS SEXIST SHE’D BE FIRED IF SHE WERE A MAN IMAGINE A MALE COACH SAYING HE PICKED HIS WOMEN’S TEAM BY BOOB SIZE” in 3...2...1...

Trump reveals his blackmail: Lindsey Graham is secretly a closeted homosexual!

The rest of the nation: Wait, did you...just notice? Did Lindsey think we hadn’t?