THANKS OBAMA

Are the wings just for kids or, like, anyone? Asking for a friend.

Currently awaiting trial by the faith militant for licking himself inappropriately. Those guys are dicks.

I mean, it basically asks you how much you spend on your commute and how much time it takes, then adds those together. Interesting I guess, but not really insightful

Except housing associations are made up of the worst people in the world. I will never understand why someone would want to own a piece of property that a group of (usually) unemployed or retired busybodies can arbitrarily place restrictions on. You might as well just rent, that way when they randomly double your fees…

Really like these watches too, but they are weirdly loud.

Really like these watches too, but they are weirdly loud.

The philips app is pretty bad, but there are dozens of great 3rd party apps out there. I’ll agree that it doesn’t do some greens very well but otherwise I have no complaints about the colors.

The philips app is pretty bad, but there are dozens of great 3rd party apps out there. I’ll agree that it doesn’t do…

Nest has a recently-added feature that uses your phone’s location setting to determine if you’re away. My thermostat is in a high-traffic area and I leave location disabled on my phone so I haven’t tried it.

I’ll contrast that with my 10+ years as a firefighter where I’ve seen far more people end up at the hospital from smoke inhalation or burns trying to save their ‘93 Accord than actually succeed at putting the fire out. Fire extinguishers are to save people, not things.

That said I doubt I’d stand by and do nothing if…

Please don’t try to put a car fire out with a fire extinguisher. Even if you could get to the engine compartment without burning yourself, there is likely not enough in that bottle to put it out. It’s just a car, let it go.

Yeah yeah, floride, vaccines and GMOs are going to kill us all. Is the natural news site broken or something? Wouldn’t you be happier there?

Speaking of college students, this reminds me of that Kurt Vonnegut quote: “Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.”

I’ve had “free” Starz and HBO from comcast for over a year now. Every time I mention dropping either channel and buying directly from HBO/Starz they tack on another 6 months for free. The price from comcast for the individual channels is (like most of their services) absurdly high, but as long as they’re willing to…

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I originally read this as “shamrockery”, a word I’m disappointed doesn’t exist, but that I still intend to use as much as possible today

Thank you. It wasn’t until I started working as an EMT that I realized how confounded the average person is by emergency situations. There is a default reaction that most people have where they either assume it’s not really an emergency or that someone else will take care of it. Dissapointing as it is, it doesn’t mean…

We recently had a dresser refinished with chalk-based paint and I love the result. It has a duller, vintage feel to it. It also requires a lot less prep work than other furniture paints.

I recently discovered Exploding Kittens, it’s a perfect gateway game because of how quick and easy it is. Great icebreaker if you’re playing with a new group of people.

Full disclosure: I’m actually a notary at my company and I make my services as inconvenient to use as possible. So really what I’m saying is “I’d rather you spend $25 and not pull me away from an important project to update your 401k for the 6th time this year, CAROL.”

If anyone is wondering most states specifically prohibit notarizing by video conferencing or across state lines, but apparently Virginia is the exception. Pretty clever, I’d spend $25 to avoid having to track down a notary.