As far as chemistry goes, this is somewhere between Union Carbide Bhopal and a North Korean meth mega-lab.

I liked the one the Giants tweeted out.

He’s not just the board man, he’s the cardboard man too.

I’d be willing to bet the dude washes his own car in his driveway.  Seems like a super normal, everyday dude who happens to be super fucking good at basketball.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

I dont really have any patience for those who think we can’t have a reasonable discussion about candidates during a primary. We cant have all 50 of them on the ticket come election day. We gotta pick one. So let’s talk it out.

you try keeping down a St. Louis style pizza

I don’t mind Devlin, but he did his best work today.

Unpopular opinion but depending on the clientele and their level of wealth a guy with a gun could be a very good thing at a fancy black tie event, actually. I'm glad everyone is mostly okay here though, it's scary stuff

The irony is the weapons involved were likely brought up from the US, like most handguns involved in Toronto shootings. Lack of gun control in America even affects us up north.

#FleeTheNorth

you mean the son of a senator that last played football in high school and earned his first NFL job through *checks Wikipedia* a letter writing campaign? really?

Have fun raising that Moral Stanley Cup banner

Let’s give this guy the benefit of doubt: Boston fans have the most experience with asterisk championships.

Shut the fuck up. People like you are the reason no one likes us. Wanting it more (™) means shit. The officiating was bad from the first whistle at the start of the playoffs for every team. Don’t start with this “boo hoo the refs lost it for us, they are against us”. Maybe look at our team first. Did you miss things…

I didn't realize I'd come across a salt deposit this close to the surface of the comments section. 

Your book will be an all time worst seller. 

I actually believe St. Louis style wine is an unrefrigerated bottle of Sunny D.

I’m not one to blow much of a gasket one way or another here but as other people have said, it’s about the celebrations not the score running. Obviously in, say, hockey Canada plays a lot of countries with less developed programs and the score gets run up but its fair to say that there is at least something in the…

your country has been on fire since 2016.