uh hey great thread guys, but linda has a work thing early in the morning so we need to take off (lin, lets go i dont think this thread is going to end well)

no

When the baby talk ends and you realize you were just using it as a cute cover for your relationships real problems, you two will break up, or you’ll get married and the baby talk will get more and more sarcastic and undermining and she’ll leave you while you sleep because you were never really a man to her and she…

I’m currently in my early-thirties. Been with my girl for a couple years. We still do the cutesy baby talk thing between us

As much as I want it to go seven games, the Raptors winning in Oakland with Drake hopefully nowhere in sight is the ideal finish for this series.

You were at every bar and witnessed fans cheering an injury? Wow!

Counterpoint:

“making a dramatic comeback in his team’s biggest game of the season, only to see that comeback lead to the worst possible result.”

I guess I can see her point, I know that the violence and killing in the John Wick movies helps people understand that there is too much violence and murder in society, and the driving in the Fast and Furious movies highlights the very real problem of bad drivers who go slow in the left lane.

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

meh the +1200 hedge RAPS to win the finals I put down in January eases the anxiety.... I’m glad I’m on an aisle seat ima be peeing like a nervous toddler all game

Five bucks says Durant has gotten a text from Kyrie Irving saying something along the lines of, "Don't fuck yourself up. Brooklyn needs us."

Have you watched any of this series? The Raptors are dominating the warriors by doing to them what they have been doing to everyone else for years, beating them on defense and at times out shooting them. Their team is deeper so they can do this for 4 quarters. Durant can't change those facts and cause the warriors to…

KD is going to play 6 minutes in game 5, be a -50 and then explode both Achilles. He'll then sign a super max contact with the Knicks. 

Eastern Washington has much more in common with Idaho and Montana than the COASTAL LIB ELITE PNW

I mean this in the nicest possible way - what the fuck have you done that is pulling this country to the left in any meaningful way?  Because I applaud these young folk for trying, and trying a lot harder than I am right now tbh.

having perhaps grown tired of seeing his athletic feats credited to a small baby who cannot even speak or control its bowels

‘No way to prevent this, says sport where this regularly happens’?

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways: