As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

Son is easily my favorite player who doesn’t play for a team I root for. I have absolutely nothing bad to say about the guy, and he’s a heck of a player too!

Bill Simmons is going to need a bigger car to take all these guys to the airport.

Rife’s fear conducting this interview is almost palpable. I think I was a little afraid reading it.

This is everything I could have ever wanted from a Werner Herzog 11 Questions and more.

“He doesn’t, obviously, have the touch to produce all the time,”

It’s almost like shrewd team management with trades and FA signings is more effective to long term success than simply tanking to get high draft picks.

Top 10 picks the Sixers have made since 2010:

I can’t get two minutes of actual sports highlights in the entire hour of US Sportscenter

lmao Canadian telecom “competition” is just like its American counterpart

Adorable.

Well, I’m really glad it happened. Not just because Toronto sports has just been a stink-filled orgy of painful losses the last decade or how much a miss would have mirrored Vince’s miss against the Sixers 20 years ago.

I’ve been vocal in my dislike of Philly’s players lately so just want to give them credit: they played really hard in this series, didn’t take anything for granted, and didn’t fold. I don’t have any jokes about Embiid’s reaction, either; I like that he gives enough of a shit to cry. It makes me think of Durant after…

We have two, because it’s a race to the bottom for annoying hosts between the two.

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

On just about every line change, fresh skaters hop over the boards just as the skaters they’re replacing glide up to the bench, but before they’re completely off the ice. That’s fine. That’s what the NHL in 2019 looks like. Everyone has agreed that as long as a skater is out of the play, he’s off, for all intents and…

I want nothing more for Joe Thornton to score 4 goals in game 7 against Boston to win the Cup.

This is something you learn when you are 8 years old when playing hockey. Exit the zone before going to the bench. Yes, it is a stupid rule that doesn’t affect the game play. It is the same as turning toward second base after you cross first base playing baseball. In youth hockey, before the 2nd period starts, one of…