I’d argue they’re 100% ok with San Jose and Boston, plus St. Louis is a good hockey market and Carolina has a new owner, so I’m sure they believe this to be a revitalizing of that market.

I pine for a few weeks ago when some people suggested all those first-round upsets were “bad for the NHL.” Just had to wait for a half-dozen byzantine rule fuckups in elimination games to remind us again that this league will step on its own dick every time.

To really blow your mind, my US parochial school bastardized both PEMDAS and BEDMAS and instead taught us PEDMAS.

Oddly, I grew up in Ontario and was taught both mnemonics (though they definitely leaned on BEDMAS)

In the US some places still follow abstinence only education. So it’s more like BEDMENOS.

BEDMAS sounds like a white-trash mattress sale during the holiday season. Friggin Canuck!

Do you also call a parenthetical statement a “bracketsical”?

You may be in a locker, but you’re 100% right and I’m kicking myself.

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

No, that was the year that the Sabres lost the Cup on a goal scored with less than 6 minutes left in a 3rd OT period.

Hot take: any NBA point guard whose two best skills are passing and rebounding cannot be a transcendent player. At least Magic scored 20 points a game, Been Simmons is just Large Rondo.

Pascal Siakim > Simmons, Brown, Ingram

I’m in early on the “Jamal Murray > Simmons, Brown, and Ingram” taek.

Pardon my near drunken exclamation here. But I fucking love this team. Siakam makes my bathing suit area tingle.

Please update with a gif of Kawhi exsanguinating Embiid in the 3rd. Powerful strong. 

Christ, he did it again:

I don’t care who your team is, you’ve got to love it when he fries the rice right in front of them. They didn’t even know about that step where you put it on a baking sheet and dry it out like that. But they will never forget it. Elevate and cook young man.

Who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.