bruceprincesting
bruce princesting
bruceprincesting

Yeah, I felt that the pre-series predictions were, uhh, a little generous to the Bs based on how the Sens matched em up this year, but I was still a little surprised to see the Sens take it in 6. Karlsson gonna Karlsson. Some of those young dudes on the Bs look good as hell (McAvoy) and it’s a different series

My bad, meant to reply to the thread parent. Thanks for the good series! Finally some legit hate between these two teams.

Sens fan here, and if you’re questioning Rask’s ability in this series, maybe hockey isn’t for you.

Q. What did the pothead say to the cop?

Your comrades on the boards and on Twitter suggest completely otherwise.

If we’re gonna complain about the reffing, then why isn’t Miller’s shoulder-to-head interference non-call on Pyatt (that put him out of the game, likely with a concussion) getting any attention whatsoever?

DAmmit, I shoulda scanned the comments before posting my own Simpsons reference to this scene. Take my star, you quick-posting asshole.

Damn, I’ve been using my forehead to squeeze juice out of juice bags all along! Who knew there was an easier way?

I have no idea where this show will all end up, but The Americans II: Havana Nights could be awesome as hell.

I’m a Sens and Packers fan so that was my first thought, too, but really I’m starting to see Karlsson as more like a Steph Curry—a guy who totally transforms the position and basically expands the size of the offensive zone to two-thirds of the rink. What a time to be alive.

Sidney Crosby is the Erik Karlsson of forwards.

Our man was vaping in *2008*? This guy is cool as fuck.

There is a non-zero chance that someone who went to Alabama and has a dog named Biggie Smalls has some really fucked up opinions about black people.

24-Hour Photo, that Robin Williams psycho thriller from the mid-aughts.... very very poor choice.

fuck that sounds just perfect, man. that’s how i want to spend my last day on earth.

Great point on the grocery store with one exception: MDMA (at its sorta-psychedelic dosage) is goddamn blast in a grocery store provided you never have to show your face in it ever again.

Chirripa is a good playoff dog and just painfully adorable

I’m a smug Ontarian but Edmonton is low-key a fantastic city (if you’re not Indigenous). Yeah, the winters are tough but a lot less tough when you’re making millions of dollars and have your pick of literally *any woman in the city*.

This might be the best comment ever posted to the internet. Bravo.

As a Sens fan, I love this, but it is an irredeemably stupid playoff format.