The kind with tomato (a very juicy fruit) sauce

On my 21st birthday, we got a few two liters of strawberry soda and a bottle of vodka, mixed them together and proceeded to play Necromunda(Its a table top miniature game) all night.   It sounds super nerdy but 21 years later and I kinda want to celebrate my 42 birthday next week the same way.  

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Honestly, this is the kind of shit I expect to see on the actual red carpet. This is such a superior group of looks!

I don’t think anyone has ever summed up my writing style so succinctly 

Cutting in your hand is fine, just use a goddamn butter knife. It’s an avocado. It’s literally like cutting through softened butter.

That’s exactly the problem with jackfruit. All anyone ever really seems to say or think is “it’s fine.” Best uses are not pretending to be meat uses. Used alongside tofu in mapo tofu or something like that it works well. Used as fake pulled pork in a barbecue sandwich, all you really notice is that it is really not a…

idk I sort of loved and was delighted by the Ryan Reynolds reveal at the end of Det. Pikachu, which SOMEHOW I had no idea was coming.

Steve at the end is pretty much me at any art museum.

Once again, it needs to be pointed out that in the real world, there is one and only one superpower: compound interest.

Dead eyes, eat hearts, can’t lose!

Oh my god, how could you not call out “THE REASON IS FRIENDS!”?

I found this magnificent mirror put out for trash collection in Brooklyn back in the late ‘80s and have hauled it along with me ever since, now hanging  in the East Village.

I love the grammatical decisions of the packaging.

I don’t remember which number it was, maybe 33ish, but my husband asked what I wanted for my birthday and I said a food fight. So all the neighbors and friends came over with their favorite throwable food item and we had a table full of food, jello, pudding, spaghetti, pies, whipped cream, wet biscuits, mashed…

DO THE LASIK!  I got it nearly seven years ago, and it’s still one of the top five best decisions of my life.  Do your research, go to someone reputable, and run away from anyone offering a $250/eye deal.

It certainly does from that perspective. I don’t care for Haberman at all, but it feels like another example of women doing the right thing after a man fucks up and getting penalized whilst the man remains virtually unscathed to freely move on to more fuckery.

I got a new kitty! Picked him up from the shelter and he was very sick. Trying to nurse him back to health. He’s the SWEETEST fucking cat I’ve ever seen.