It is medically impossible to resist that temptation.
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Oh! My! God!!!!
But wait! There’s more!
I just got a flashback scent memory— of 1980s artificial strawberry scent— from looking at this picture!
Can’t believe monocles are still dropping in 2020 over women being overtly sexual.
Dude, I get non-stop advertisements on YouTube for his sister’s YouTube channel, where she bills herself as a conservative influencer. I keep telling YouTube to stop showing me her ads, but she must be paying good money to keep them in my feed. I know I shouldn’t hate conservative women more than I hate conservative…
If someone wants to buy a $30 steak and cook it to Minnesota well done, that is their choice to live with.
I find Senator Loeffler’s words to be
And women are supposed to be the overly dramatic, irrational ones who can't control themselves....
See broken foot story. I had xrays, a cast, crutches and blood thinners (which you have to have if you fly with a cast) and it was less than $100. Got back to US, went to orthopedist. His nurse cut off the cast, bound my foot in an ace bandage and gave me a flat velcro shoe to wear. When I got the bill a few weeks…
If you’re gonna get grievously injured, do it in a country with national medicine.
Listen. If you fill a nice, clean kiddie pool with cool, clear water, knowing that one of your kids is eventually going to ingest some of that water while they’re playing, and then that kid takes a fucking shit in the pool, guess what. The water is ruined. You can’t just be like, “Hey, now! It’s only the poop that’s…
Kate sends me. Every time I have to remember, nope ... different Danny McBride
We’ll likely never know, but my assumption was that if he’s this abusive in public he’s almost certainly abusive at home. Possibly she’s taking this opportunity while he’s in custody to start proceedings while he’s unable to physically retaliate.
Lady Gaga canceled her Chromatica listening party to…tell people to register to vote?? No offense to electoral politics, but—actually, wait. No. Full offense to electoral politics!!!! Telling people to respond to state-sponsored racist violence by registering to vote so that they can participate in an election five…
Keep ordering from your favorite restaurants, and call them directly. Don’t use an app. And when calling them, check the actual restaurant website for their phone number. Google searches can lead you to a Grubhub or other app generated phone number that hits the restaurant with a fee.
It’s actually relatively common that our local zoo feeds prey animals to the predators. Grazers that are old, sick, genetically wonky, etc. are humanely euthanized, and then parted out for the big cats, wolves, bears, etc. It’s way cheaper than trying to find a place to bury a giraffe, and honestly more natural.
Honestl…
Cobbler is great and all, but Crisp is the easier and tastier way to go, so around here it is simply The Way.
Well, the thing is that you don’t have to do that! You’re gay and you can live your life. I’m gay, and I’m living mine. For some people, drag is life-changing, and that’s OK, too.