Count me in as one of those flexitarians: I think meat is great, but I’m perfectly willing to cut my meat consumption by 50% or more if these plant-based burgers can replicate the taste.

Had an Impossible Burger at Wegmans recently that I thought I’d have hard time telling apart from regular meat burgers. The key is…

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So you put the kitties into pairing mode?

I use one of these. It’s way easier to clean than a garlic press, results are the same as hand chopping, and you can chop several cloves in about 10 seconds. Plus you get to pretend you’re driving a toy car around your kitchen and make “Vroom-Vroom” noises. Suck it, Alton.

These things have rear weight bias. Careful getting into a corner too hot, or you might turn the Beat around.

Just do what I do

I indulged in a little day drinking yesterday and I’ve had a headache for 24 hours. And that’s your 30s, folks. 

I fucking hate all of these people. And that goes for every Republican lawmaker in my home state of Ohio, who are trying to pass similar bullshit here. The ONLY reason I stay in this godforsaken state is because my vote is needed, and these conservative pricks can kiss my shiny, liberal ass.

No I do not make hash brown patties myself when I can buy 16 of them for 2 bucks

i have two rentals - it is far from passive.

I believe the look is called “dry thirst.”

As An Irishman, take the flag out of your icon and spread your dumbass Misogyny elsewhere. 

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This is the definition of “SJW cultural appropriation bullcrap”. When people rail against “SJW cultural appropriation bullcrap”, this is the kind of stuff they are talking about. It’s not a bad thing that this upsets you. It means you have both a sense of conscious and can think critically. It also means when someone…

This did seem like a final goodbye to Jason. Sure, there can be another Quentin from another timeline but that seems like a guest starring role. This certainly seems not only like a death that sticks but also final goodbye. He isn’t like Penny 40 - there is no million years Library contract. He gets his Metro card…

No, it’s fire.

In general don’t ever give anyone a hard time about something they have zero control over; their laugh, a lazy eye, a birthmark, etc. 

And I think it doesn’t matter whether this was the toddler’s mind protecting him in his despair via imaginary bear friend, or a real bear friend protecting the little boy. The end result is that a three-year-old child is alive and safe. I’m perfectly willing to settle for this.

No, I’m done, I’ve have it. This kid and his friends are being treated like fucking royalty by Republicans and right-wingers, while the Parkland School shooting survivors are still being insulted and mocked by the same people praising these kids. Fuck this shit. Dead kids? Who cares. Survivors? Who cares. Catholic…