Translation: “Hi, I’m a dude and since the same levels of societal expectations on appearance that fall upon women don’t fall upon me, I don’t care and think it’s dumb to talk about.”

No, it’s fire.

In general don’t ever give anyone a hard time about something they have zero control over; their laugh, a lazy eye, a birthmark, etc. 

And I think it doesn’t matter whether this was the toddler’s mind protecting him in his despair via imaginary bear friend, or a real bear friend protecting the little boy. The end result is that a three-year-old child is alive and safe. I’m perfectly willing to settle for this.

No, I’m done, I’ve have it. This kid and his friends are being treated like fucking royalty by Republicans and right-wingers, while the Parkland School shooting survivors are still being insulted and mocked by the same people praising these kids. Fuck this shit. Dead kids? Who cares. Survivors? Who cares. Catholic…

Yay! Looking forward to seeing more beautiful creatures, moments and compelling character development.

Clearly, cats are inferior.

That is incredible luck. I'm so glad that happened to you, but yeah, the for profit medical system is inherently inhumane. For profit education, for profit medicine and for profit prisons should not be a thing. Ever.

Harry and Macy have vibes. 

Beard trimmer?

I... never played or watched anything Pokemon related, but I kinda wanna see this....

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

Amplifying Trump’s messages by sharing them whole cloth is in poor taste. This isn’t hard to understand.

My husband and my father-in-law and my dad, all healthy men. When this whole #metoo thing started, my husband and I had a long talk about it, and he started listing the things he hadn’t really thought about before that might make women uncomfortable. It was a short list, but he was like, I need to notice this and stop…

I told my female therapist about my experiences being harassed, assaulted and objectified, and she told me these things do not happen to all women

I was the same way because I am lazy but also knew I should start cleaning my face.  So to compromise I started buying those pre-moistened face towelettes and my skin looks a lot better.  I like the Yes To brand, especially the Blueberries one.  They are cheap and take approximately 24 seconds to use.

Before I started volunteering with small children my Mom handed me a box with hundreds and hundreds of shiny stickers. She is a teacher with 20+ years experience and she said very seriously “This is how you’ll get them to listen to you. You have to bring these.” I was young and dumb and thought she was being a BIT over…

Short story:

You had me until you told me to “slice open with a sharp knife.” You never slice a potato open with a knife. You create a dotted line from end to end with a fork, and then squeeze the ends together until the skin bursts open. Slicing leaves a smooth surface that butter will slide right off of. Using a fork and…