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I don’t know which is more amazing; the amount of spin on that ball or the fact that you have to include a quote explaining why the ball was fair.

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Hacky sack is cool now

Can’t

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

I asked you to keep our conversations private. Enjoy growing your unibrow.

Thank god this happened on the road. This highlight at the Rangers’ stadium would’ve been unwatchable. What is that place, 22 years old? What an embarrassment!

Looked like Bryce Harper had some fun out there, which means a baseball was thrown at his head later in the game, right?

There is a better gif of Yu’s next four homers overlaid with this one, all coming from the release point of Adrian Beltre’s head

Yet some people would read my comment and think it was a real suggestion. So you never know!

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

In true soccer fashion, the pigeon jumped back to his feet as soon as the referee stopped play.

In fairness, yours is more of a “taek.”

I hope someone pastes Steph Curry’s head over the Larry Bird poster that almost certainly hangs in your room.

This take can melt steel beams.

How awesome would it be if Olympic wrestling allowed professionals?

Carmelo goes to a favela to see how the underclass lives without incident while 32 year old frat boy Locknut pisses on Brazil and run home spewing bullshit.