“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

“when Geduev lifted Burroughs into the air and was awarded points for a takedown.”

Hot Taek Level: Jamaican Jerk Spiced

It’s 3:29pm...

Report: Ryan Lochte and his rowdy swimming pals defiantly peed all over the gas station

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

Something tells me this won’t end well. Get back to me in 3 days.

Hold up. God-loving fellow, around 30 years old, drawing huge crowds and lots of attention, but lingering doubts on whether he’s actually legit? I swear I’ve heard this one before.

NY Times put out a cool video about what makes her so amazing. She’s literally doing things that no one else even dares doing.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Counter Argument. Lance Armstrong is a fucking asshole, but he gets a pass because he lost a testicle. He could have ridden a Ducati the entire race and I would have stood at the finish line with a tear in my eye, one hand on my heart, the other on my nut-pouch.

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.

Hot take, Lilly King.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Bro is really a state of mind, brah.

Not in my house, bitch

Thanks Tim...It’s about time we put the debate over whether or not Jesus Christ could hit a curveball to rest:

but his character made him that six-tool guy