This seems clear cut to me: [invents entire story unconnected to the actual facts of the case]

Don’t act like he was snooping around for nothing. This millionaire was under suspicion of Grand Theft Tape Measure.

Sigh. I’m having to rec every fucking reply in this chain.

A player that bounced between Oklahoma and Baylor being involved in crime? Why, I never!

That was my first thought. The Pudge/Posada contrast was too stark. With all the other excellent players to vote on this year, it is tough to imagine making space on your ballot for two catchers.

A truly terrifying arm. Best when he was a rookie and the word wasn’t out yet around the league to keep your ass near the base.

I’d sign on in a second. It’d feel great to know that instead of getting the shitty pay I do now because I have no marketable skills, I’d get the shitty pay because I am a horrible person.

Yeah, there was nothing more fitting for that game than to end on a kick-off replay.

“tough to fathom.”

Looks like they are playing Questions from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.

Right to work states are quite the economic dystopia this article seems to assume. Just click through here and look at real wages mean/median state-by-state. http://www.governing.com/gov-data/wage-average-median-pay-data-for-states.html

Thome was awesome. I remember him batting about .220 at the end of his career and still fearing him.

Roger and Bonds knocking on the door pleases me. Those dudes were baseball when I was a kid, and baseball was all I thought about. I don’t like moralizers devaluing a big part of my childhood.

I think “force choking like Vader except without the force” is just choking.

I graffiti’d my own carport. I denied doing it. The problem? The graffiti was my name.

NO YOU DID NOT! (z-snap). Pops is a national treasure. Belichick is a dreary winter day.

Why are they upset? Is the offensive line not part of the Cowboys too?

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Top marks to the whole right side of the Buc’s line on that play. Both the guard and the tackle ended up flopping about 10 yards backward.

Craig Sager tribute.