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I think it’s possible, but if he bought it from a dispensary in Colorado, I’m sure the chance of it containing synthetic marijuana is nil.

I guess I just don’t understand why these people can’t be held accountable for their lies. I mean, Fiorina is straight up slandering Planned Parenthood and nothing is going to be done to stop her or make her walk it back.

Not several, two! It’s not a big difficult number…

I think you just won the comments.

Unfortunately, the way this case is being handled makes it look like sex trafficking is a workers are legitimate business human beings.


WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

I did like Red Dawn, so there’s that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I urged my bestie to break up with her boyfriend once because he was being controlling and douchey and not meeting her halfway (literally - they were long distance and he refused to visit her bc he didn’t like the city we lived in, so she spent a lot of time visiting him and not building relationships where we lived)

Probably no one will ever get to this comment but I’ll leave it anway.

I’m a strict “nope, I’m not giving you a wedding gift, you are an adult” person. And I am also a “HAHAHAHAHA you want me to help pay for your honeymoon? HAHAHAHAAAAA NOT HAPPENING” person.

I don’t know, but if I have to clap excitedly over someone opening a fucking vacuum ever again, I’m gonna do something violent

Hate it when women do this. Why do we have to wear the same outfits? What are we seven?

One wedding I went to I actually got pretty angry over the registry. The couple had been living together for more than two years, and owned a house together. The registry was composed almost entirely of super expensive luxury items, including multiple $600 sheet sets so they could have all the colors because they felt

I’m in a pissy mood because I just got an email about this bachelorette party I’m going to in 2 weeks instructing all of us on what color dresses we are allowed to wear. Blue on night one, black on night two. I already bought my dresses a few weeks ago, and luckily they will work, but what the fuck? How about we just

We had a co-ed bridal shower, and it was great. My aunt and uncle hosted it at their house, and all my uncles, brothers, and male cousins were there with their female counterparts. We had normal party food, beer, and a version of the Newlywed Game made hilarious by hearing my long-married relatives’ answers. After we

Preach! And with every event a mandatory tithing! Registries made sense when people weren’t living on their own/ with their spouse before the wedding, but these days? Everyone I know getting married has lived with their significant other for years. They have apartments full of crap, why do you need a crystal punch

I’m not at all cool, but let’s all collectively pretend like I am cool in the ways you just described

It’s cool. I’ve noticed Anna gets a lot of, “you’re pretty ok at this for a gal!” type stuff, like everyone is in a 1940’s movie tipping their hat back and chewing on a cigar.