Your pic is superior to the cropped one that SI used on its cover. But the full-sized picture (with the teammates in the background) is hard to beat and matches up against any sport image ever taken.

“When we were in residency in Florida, Brandi would say, ‘Tony, can we get a couple of vans and go over to watch the [MLS’s] Tampa Bay Mutiny?’ We would get the vans, but it was her idea. She just wanted to watch top-level soccer.”

He’s backing what he sees as freedom of speech; it’s pretty clear he does not agree with bigotry.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

I see how it's rude for the guest, but your cousin sounds pretty disturbed if this small issue caused her to run away from her wedding and hide.

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Your cousin is a child, and her dad an asshole. They could have been ADULTS about the situation and ignored it, but their reaction was pure childishness.

It’s weird to me that everyone is replying about how small weddings are just fine thank you very much and not wow that’s obnoxious that the older sister haaaad to get married before the younger sister.

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

Wow I think you really nailed it. It’s easy to feel your deep sympathies for the bride experience through your mocking of her dress choice and body shape.

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on…

Ouch, Bride. That dress looks absolutely painful for her breasts. Can she breathe? Never be afraid of using your real size, ladies. Just because it zips up doesn’t mean it fits. That thing looks painful and unflattering.

Worse than this was my cousin, who proposed to his girlfriend during a family reunion.

These people constantly insinuate that liberals are inept, incompetent pussies, and if you can’t see the bitter irony in the segment you need to reevaluate your life buddy.

You can see part of the turbo-encabulator here.

When it comes to wrong Jeopardy answers, nothing tops this.

So in Pittsburgh, publicly funded funded parks not only transfer the cost of the stadium onto the taxpayers instead of the owners, they also transfer the cost onto the players instead of the owner as well.

So Andrew McCutchen pays about $20,000 per month not to live in Pittsburgh?

For all the folks posting, “do the crime, do the time,” yes, the “time” itself IS the punishment. They are being punished by loss of freedom, loss of years of time with family, and loss of some of their rights forever. They’ll lose their job and money, and they’ll likely never have a decent job again. It’s unlikely…