This kid would be the #3 starter for my Sox this year. Seriously, please make this happen.

“But did they mess up their hair??”

I wanted to come on here and say the same thing. I think he’s funny.

I don’t mind it. He gets a lil’ race-baity with his “anti-thug” and “anti-tattoo” rants but he tries to be a good generally good guy. I find him much less milquetoast than Mike & Mike.

Yea totally cool that she ruined a man’s life for something he didn’t do. What she did was horrifying and it’s the reason why most women don’t report rape in the first place.

The human side of me is happy to see Hamilton contributing to a likable team. The Red Sox fan in me despies John Farrell for putting Hamilton in the situation to win the game in the first place. Dammit Farrell.

Probably the same rule that says you can’t kick it in, throw it in or penis it in.

I will admit to some surprise about having to scroll so far down the page to find the first request for porn... and to some disappointment in not finding an answer.

Barcelona are is unreal right now.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Oh great, now the coaches will start abusing women too.

Leave it to rajon rondo to slash without finishing.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

"DON'T HIRE DUSTY BAKER."

That's so sweet

He probably works as a SysAdmin at Geico and wears a fedora every day as he drives his 2003 Rav-4 to work.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

Not sure why she invited Seth Rogen over to begin with.